The post ends with “Somewhere, Thomas Edison is smiling in his grave.” That made me smile, too.
So you’ve probably all seen (online, anyway) the Humbler bondage device that locks a man’s balls back behind his legs when he’s in a bent-over position, and thus tends to keep him bent over until released, while exposing his stretched scrotum for particular attention.
However it wasn’t until I saw this photo on Tumblr that I realized that it could also be used to enforce a squatting position, by locking his balls in front of his ankles.
I suspect that position is not terribly stable, and he can probably re-arrange himself a number of ways. But when the slightest motion is going to tug roughly on the already-strained family jewels, the incentive is probably to stay as docilely still as possible…
A reader spotted and sent along this a brief mention of a zapper paddle in Penthouse Variations magazine, in a letter from Ms. Diana A:
The other day, he surprised me with a kind of spanking toy I didn’t even know existed: an electric zapper paddle. It’s actually a fly swatter, but Corey found it had a much more entertaining use. It wasn’t a toy you could hit someone particularly hard with, but Corey didn’t need to, because the little zing it delivered to my skin set me off!